straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

9 hours ago
via: tegay + source: thew0lfqueen
9 hours ago

duncangrind:

Sarah Manning’s ‘I just successfully conned someone whilst dressed as my genetic identical’ face

9 hours ago
via: clonelovesclone + source: duncangrind

gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

image

9 hours ago

shegufta:

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

No this is serious. 10 entire heterosexual feelings are hurt every year.

9 hours ago
via: containsquinine + source: hippiemikey

cloneclub + threats

9 hours ago
via: containsquinine + source: thecloneclub

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

9 hours ago
ϟ welp
9 hours ago
10 hours ago

sadhours:

teganstolemyheart:

teaganandsalsa:

Holy fuck

no

What the hell does she drink

Anonymous whispered:
i just saw you quintuplet post, and i legit JUST thought of it like, 30 minutes before i saw it because my cousins know a set of quintuplets and i was like "haha that'd be funny if one of them had quintuplets?"

OMFG THATS REALLY FUNNY

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE, RIGHT?

12 hours ago

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

quinsource:

17 hours ago
via: fortheloveofquin + source: quinsource

childservices:

me: how are you
you: good thanks
me: I literally did not ask

17 hours ago

wolfshirou:

madwatch-madwatch:

wolfshirou:

doctor-gordon-freeman:

wolfshirou:

what is the point of gay straight alliances why would i want to be in an alliance with straight people

Because we outnumber you. 

I’m not saying it’s fair. I’m saying it’s true.

fruit flies outnumber us too but you don’t see me being in an alliance with them

Fruit flies have very little influence on our lives apart from being a nuisance

not seeing many differences between fruit flies and straight allies

17 hours ago
via: pineapplescooter + source: bitnap
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