Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though
Sarah Manning’s ‘I just successfully conned someone whilst dressed as my genetic identical’ face
*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*
the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes
um can you not?are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
No this is serious. 10 entire heterosexual feelings are hurt every year.
cloneclub + threats
anyone else noticing a trend here?
What the hell does she drink
i just saw you quintuplet post, and i legit JUST thought of it like, 30 minutes before i saw it because my cousins know a set of quintuplets and i was like "haha that'd be funny if one of them had quintuplets?"
OMFG THATS REALLY FUNNY
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE, RIGHT?
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
me: how are you
you: good thanks
me: I literally did not ask
what is the point of gay straight alliances why would i want to be in an alliance with straight people
Because we outnumber you.
I’m not saying it’s fair. I’m saying it’s true.
fruit flies outnumber us too but you don’t see me being in an alliance with them
Fruit flies have very little influence on our lives apart from being a nuisance
not seeing many differences between fruit flies and straight allies